Everyone’s talking about Tidal Rave because who wouldn’t?

Every year, there are categories of people we keep meeting at Tidal Rave.

Let’s run you through these types of people.

The Gnashers

For some reason, if you found yourself at Tidal Rave, ALONE, then you fall into this category. The gnashers are easily identified. They can be found standing at random places, pressing their phones like they are texting someone. Hahaa!! No, they are not. They are only going through their gallery of two hundred and something pictures to look busy.

The Grinders

These are the ones who came to Tidal Rave to rub their bodies against some fine ass. These guys usually bring their own “botos” to grind but if you come alone, don’t worry, you’ll find some baddEST ass at Tidal Rave.

The Performers

Nah this isn’t about those who mounted the stage ooo. It’s about the guys who stood at random places to dance like they are on a Senior High School stage. With time, they finally get the attention they wanted and then, they tear free, breakdancing and doing cartwheels. You would easily find them in a lot of people’s Snapchat stories.

The Boozemen

Is there ever a party without this group? They’re always there for the free drinks and later buy little or no drinks. They’re the guys who’ll want to have a taste of every drink you buy. They mostly behave like the performers and they’ll shout the lyrics of every song the DJ plays.

The Foreigners

They are mostly white and they always have fun more than everyone else. They are all over the place and engage in every activity. If you are a photographer, you’d notice that particular group of white people are in every picture doing some of everything.

The PDA Couple

If you don’t know what PDA means here, it’s actually Public Display of Affection. These are the ones who can’t get their hands off each other. They spend most of the time away from the main event and close to the shore kissing and hugging and being all lovey-dovey. There usually is an uncomfortable third wheeler or two, probably wondering why the planned boys’ night out got ruined by the girlfriend.

The PDA couple never stays to the end of the show. They have to leave early because….unfinished business.

The Too-Known Girls
These are the girls who come together, dressed to kill with full makeup on. You’ll probably notice them with their phones, pouting at their cameras with the same cup of drink you saw them sipping from, 40 minutes ago. They spend a lot of time around the make-up stands and they never stay to the end of the show because the free ride they came with had to leave early. These ones never really paid for a ticket. They usually know someone who knows someone who knows someone to get them a free pass.